1.
Statistically, you are more likely to be killed by a
Clinton than an AR-15.
2.
Bill Clinton was impeached for eleven actual felonies and
impeachable offenses. Trump was impeached for no crimes, and no
impeachable offenses.
3.
DISAPPOINTMENT: The media and Gov. 'Blackface'
Northam were disappointed that there was no violence when 22,000 gun rights
advocates marched in Richmond, VA. They desperately wanted at least one
incident they could show on the evening news, but there were none. They
were frustrated that there were so many black, Hispanic and Asian Americans
marching in the group that they couldn't smear them with their "white
supremacist" charge. Kudos to State Sen. Amanda Chase for warning
the group of a Northam set-up.
4.
FORKED TONGUE: The NY Times just endorsed Elizabeth
"Lieawatha' Warren for the Democrat primary, calling her a "prolific
storyteller." Back in the day, that used to mean a pathological
liar.
5.
SWEDISH MEATBALL: U.S. Treasury Secretary, Steve
Mnuchin, gave this advice to climate change teenager, Greta Thunberg: "Go
to college and study economics before lecturing people on how to manage the
planet's resources." Pretty good advice, Mr. Secretary. Greta
should actually learn something before hectoring others. This Swedish
meatball ought to shut her pie hole until she knows what she is talking about,
instead of just spouting leftist slogans.
6.
In New York, a deaf man is suing Pornhub because its XXX rated
films don't have closed caption messaging. Does he really need the
dialog?
7.
MORON OF THE MONTH: Adam Schiff said that Harvard
Law Professor, Alan Dershowitz, is not a reputable constitution law
expert. Sorry, Pencil Neck, but you couldn't amount to a pimple on the
Prof's arse, and all of America knows it!
8.
VIRGINIA HAMS: The Virginia legislature is presenting
a bill that would make it a misdemeanor to harass their members by means of
computer. Basically, they just don't want to be criticized. Thomas
Jefferson must be spinning in his grave.
9.
Pelosi's sham impeachment is a fishing expedition in search of a
crime.
10.
Congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH): What Adam Schiff calls
"abuse of power" is what the founders called "separation of
powers." Right on, Jim!
11.
THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE: And the winner of the Josef Goebbels
anti-Semite Of The Year Award is...Ilhan Omar!
12.
INDIAN GIVER: Sen. Elizabeth "Chief Spreading
Bull" Warren said that if elected, she will issue an Executive Order
cancelling all student loan debt. But, this isn't an honest plan.
It's not fair to people who played by the rules. It is a sinister scheme
to transfer these financial obligations to suckers who worked hard and paid off
their own loans.
13.
DARWIN AWARD CANDIDATE: Indian man, Sanipalli Rao, was
bringing his rooster to a cock fight. Rao attached metal blades to the
bird's feet. On the way to the fight, the chicken cut Rao's throat with
the blades and he bled to death. I couldn't help snickering.
14.
HYPOCRITES: House impeachment managers accused Pres. Trump
of holding up military aid to Ukraine for a few weeks. The delay was caused
by the need to verify that anti-corruption measures were in place. Sen.
Joni Ernst (R-IA) revealed that three of these House managers, No Neck Nadler,
Hakeem Jeffries (Ferguson, MO liar), and Zoe 'Two Ton' Lofgren,
actually voted against sending any military aid to
Ukraine! They voted against sending the very weapons that they accused
Trump of merely delaying! In total, 70 House Democrats voted
against sending lethal weapons to help Ukraine defend against the
Russian invasion. So, tell me Democrats, who's really Putin's
puppet? It sure isn't Trump!
15.
The FISA Court found that the warrant to conduct surveillance on Trump
campaign worker, Carter Page, was unauthorized due to "material misrepre-sentations
and omissions" [i.e. lies and perjury]. The court ruled that the
first and third renewals were wrongfully obtained due to the misconduct of
Comey's FBI and the DOJ. If the renewals were based on fraud, then the
original warrant and all of the renewals have to be tainted, too.
The
criminals in the FBI and DOJ got the initial warrant by lying, falsely claiming
that Mr. Page was "an agent of a foreign power" [Russia]. This
bit of government perjury was taken from the conspirators' own fake story that
they planted in the press! AG Barr, why haven't you done anything to
prosecute these crooks? The corrupt agents involved in this plot are
still employed by the FBI! FUHGGEDDABBOUDDITT!!!
16.
Whenever I see Obama, I think that somewhere in Kenya a village
is missing its idiot.
17.
Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize that
half of the people are dumber than them.
18.
ADMIT IT!: A recent on-line story said that a
71 year old woman in Japan ate this strange item and pooped out 48 pounds of
stored fat. Now, admit that you clicked on the story to find out what it
was! I did.
19.
NEWS ITEM: The FBI is investigating Rep. Ilhan Omar
for marrying her brother in an immigration scheme. Omar said that there's
nothing wrong with incest, as long as you keep it in the family.
20.
It disgusts me to watch the cowardly RINOS in the Senate failing
to stand up for their President. If Disney ever did a remake of Snow
White and the Seven Dwarfs, using RINOS, the dwarfs would be named Gutless,
Spineless, Clueless, Worthless, Ballless, Shameless and Dopey.
21.
It's time to stick a fork in FOX News...they're done! Now I
watch Newsmax TV and America One News. Rupert Murdoch's sons have ruined
FOX. Good-bye Neil Cavuto and the obnoxious Chris Wallace.
22.
If Democrats hate fossil fuels so much, why do their children
have highly paid 'no-show' jobs on the boards of directors for Ukrainian gas
and oil companies?
23.
THE BIDEN FAMILY...the grift that keeps on grifting.
24.
WEEKEND AT RUTHIE'S: I saw Justice Ruth Bader
Ginsburg on TV a few weeks ago. The Judge should start moving around a
bit more, before someone starts shoveling dirt on her.
25.
Trump's political enemies are whining about his firing of Ambassador
Marie Yovanovitch. The former ambassador to Ukraine was fired for being
openly defiant to the President, sabotaging his foreign policy, and
bad-mouthing him to Ukrainian officials. Try doing that in private
industry and see what happens.
26.
PATRICIA Mc CARTHY @ American Thinker, describes Bernie Sanders:
"Bernie, though very wealthy himself, never tires of teaching hate for
anyone and everything who has worked hard and succeeded in life. The
young people drawn to him have been taught since kindergarten that America is a
racist nation beset by inequality."
27.
TV TRIVIA: Dan Blocker played the role of
"Hoss" Cartwright in the old Bonanza TV show. He served in the
U.S. Army and was wounded in the Korean War. Dan was awarded the Purple
Heart and two Bronze Stars. He died at age 44.
28.
NOSTALGIA: If you remember: Ipana tooth paste,
Colgate tooth powder, Carter's Little Liver Pills, Burma Shave signs along the
roadside, coal deliveries, the milkman making deliveries to your milk box,
Captain Video and his Video Rangers, Buffalo Bob Smith, Brylcreem, Wildroot
hair tonic, Blatz beer, men wearing fedoras, De Soto, Hudson, and Nash cars,
The Whistler, The Shadow and The Green Hornet radio shows...you're older
than dirt!!!
29.
PRES. TRUMP, speaking about his former National Security Advisor,
John Bolton: "If I listened to him, we would be in World War Six by
now."
REPORTING
FROM THE BUNKER IN STATEN ISLAND, NY.
January 29, 2020.
January 29, 2020.
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